Perpetually Late Show Undated Planner

You know, in Brazil it's actually considered rude to show up on time. So, get off our backs, dad.

This vintage inspired Perpetually Late Show Standard Planner by Brass Monkey is technically undated...but that's really selling it short. It's more like...'un-yeared.' See, we did all of the hard work for you. We've already filled in this daily agenda planner with all of the dates, the fixed holidays, and tons of extra stuff like daily random holidays (it was Work Like A Dog Day when we wrote this, ironically), celebrity birthdays, and other bits of trivia. With knowledge like this, you'll be the life of the party that you probably didn't want to go to in the first place. All you have to do is fill in this daily planner with the year, and what day of the week each day is on. Simple. So, if you want, you can buy this day planner today and still procrastinate actually using it until 2054...live your life.

Inspired by vintage library books, (you remember what those are, right?) this daily agenda features a grey clothbound cover with embossed artwork and 366 individually designed pages. Measuring 6” wide by 9” tall (and 1” thick, if you’re curious), this undated planner is super portable. Toss it in a backpack, purse, or briefcase and always be prepared for when the strike of inspiration hits and you’re ready to get organized.

Created by Mike Sayre and Melanie Bridges way back in 2020, Brass Monkey was founded on the idea that there’s a world between fine china and bobblehead dolls. That products can have personality, without becoming roadside souvenirs. So that’s where you’ll find them…making beautiful, well-designed items that just happen to have a sense of humor. Who said that art school and open-mic nights were such a waste of time? 

• 5.98 x 9 x 0.91 inches
• 366 pages