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If I Had a Penis... Card

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If I Had a Penis... Card

If one of your ladies needs a bit of cheering up - let them know that if you were their man they'd have all the babies and a white picket fence already.

  • Card reads, “If I had a penis, you and I would have 4 kids and a time share in Florida”
  • Blank inside
  • 5.5" x 4.25" (A2)
  • Printed on 110# heavy card stock
  • Packaged with coordinating envelope
$32.40

Original: $108.00

-70%
If I Had a Penis... Card

$108.00

$32.40

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If one of your ladies needs a bit of cheering up - let them know that if you were their man they'd have all the babies and a white picket fence already.

  • Card reads, “If I had a penis, you and I would have 4 kids and a time share in Florida”
  • Blank inside
  • 5.5" x 4.25" (A2)
  • Printed on 110# heavy card stock
  • Packaged with coordinating envelope
If I Had a Penis... Card | Zakka Joy