
If I Had a Penis... Card
If one of your ladies needs a bit of cheering up - let them know that if you were their man they'd have all the babies and a white picket fence already.
- Card reads, “If I had a penis, you and I would have 4 kids and a time share in Florida”
- Blank inside
- 5.5" x 4.25" (A2)
- Printed on 110# heavy card stock
- Packaged with coordinating envelope
$32.40
Original: $108.00
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If one of your ladies needs a bit of cheering up - let them know that if you were their man they'd have all the babies and a white picket fence already.
- Card reads, “If I had a penis, you and I would have 4 kids and a time share in Florida”
- Blank inside
- 5.5" x 4.25" (A2)
- Printed on 110# heavy card stock
- Packaged with coordinating envelope











